That ass is a national treasure.

No.

Is md your mom’s dick?

We are a sentient ponzi scheme.

They won’t give me that shit but Garfield can? Fml

Spooge is my muse!

I blow a couple of really good dudes .

No she wants nothing to do with me.

It’s ok he is a Pastor.

I’m a huge pothead. Both literally and figuratively.

My weed guy.

How do you wipe your butt?!?!

You win let’s close this up.

Maybe they just really like fastvpn

Maybe he is into urethra play.

What’s your mom doing?

No but I sure can’t suck a dick like I used to.

Or parents.

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

Jam it right in my ass!