Mayor Poopington

Thats what we do! 30-45 minute drive and we can get noble firs.

Don’t know what you’re talking about

Did you really censor that comic?

And I’m here wanting to end it the moment my organs start failing

People do that outside, too. What’s your point?

I never get writers block but I also don’t write so maybe try that?

I cant wait to assassinate the pope again!

Were on a date right now. Its December 4

Thanks, it’s an old family name

Can’t leave the seat up around my cat

Nahh, feel free to waste my time. I’m paid by the hour

Probably August 13. Date my uncle killed himself.

You can say “fuck” on the Internet

My personal favorite, the island where you can hunt orphans

Larry and Foxworthy had a couple good bits but that was about it for me. I found White at least was consistently funny.

They call me… Tater Salad

Ron White. The only funny one in blue collar comedy

I use the mod that removes the inspiration point limit. That being said, some of the checks are absolutely hilarious if you fail.

Honestly I wish they were right. I’d give anything to see those fuckers squirm in front of st peter