Konala Koala

And what about being jackbooted assholes indistinguishable from criminal cartels?

If that happens, then this should be upgraded to Majorly Infuriating.

Let’s be clear here: lawmakers need to abandon this entire approach.

The answer to “how do we keep kids safe online” isn’t “destroy everyone’s privacy.” It’s not “force people to hand over their IDs to access legal content.” And it’s certainly not "ban access to the tools that protect journalists, activists, and abuse survivors.”

If lawmakers genuinely care about young people’s well-being, they should invest in education, support parents with better tools, and address the actual root causes of harm online. What they shouldn’t do is wage war on privacy itself. Attacks on VPNs are attacks on digital privacy and digital freedom. And this battle is being fought by people who clearly have no idea how any of this technology actually works.

If you live in Wisconsin—reach out to your Senator and urge them to kill A.B. 105/S.B. 130, and if you know someone who lives in Wisconsin—tell them to do the same. Our privacy matters. VPNs matter. And politicians who can’t tell the difference between a security tool and a “loophole” shouldn’t be writing laws about the internet.

Palantir sounds like it could a russian multinational data capture and analytics company.

She would be so fucked if it’s found out that she apparently hit and killed ICE Agent in Chicago and Trump wants her deported to El Salvador.

For all we know, Trump’s birth certificate states he was born in Moscow, Russia and his birth records state he was raised by the Putin family.

I know koalas are sleepy bastards

You do know this is an insult to koalas, and may get you in trouble with koala and environmental activists.

In other words, “Scientists Conclude Both Trump & RFK Jr. Are Utter A**holes For Believing Autism Is Caused By Tylenol, And You Should Be Voting For Democrats Instead”

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Hi, I had tried to bring this up in the r/UPS subreddit on Reddit since I don’t seem to be seeing a UPS community on here, and I ended up getting comments that I feel are negative and rude against me. It had led to me having to block at least three people so far and delete three of my own comments due to the reception I was getting there. I don’t know if I misworded my post or something, since all I was trying to find out is if there are any lawsuits and possibly any class action lawsuits going on related to the customs and ‘disposing of’ U.S. bound packages mess this article is talking about. The reason I wanted to find out is that I currently have a package in transit coming from Australia and another package that I paid for last night that will be coming from the United Kingdom (possibly the European Union), and since I don’t know what parcel carrier each of them are going to when they cross through customs, since I’m unfortunately in the United States. Because of that, I’m just worried about them while trying to find out what to do and if there is any talk of legal action going on, and I’m not looking for trouble.

I wasn’t aware of backronyms, so I fixed it.

It could be a backronym or codename for Terrible Republicans Utilizing Monarchy Power.

I also ended up doing the same thing, because I refuse to do business with an organization that would support clear-cutting of forests, especially those located on the east coast of the land down under that are known to have koalas inhabiting them.

How about we get this changed to “Kamala Harris: I am pleased to inform our many real U.S.A. Patriots that I am designing MAGA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL RIGHT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding MAGA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”, which I think would sound a lot better here.