

The first moon landing
Santa won’t be allowed into the US because he’s obviously a liberal giving presents to poor children, obviously a terrorist.


You are what you eat
No lark’s tongues?
I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?
Finally, a token white guy


They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.


I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.
I’ve been on the road living in dispersed camping spots in the middle of nowhere for 5 years and doing just fine. Everyone is different.