You have summoned my audience. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/videos/cousin-planet-043500889.html

The illusion of American values both physical and financial :(((

Only a millionaire would own a liability of a bathtub like that good lord.

Just went and got my electric scooter nippled earlier. I’d reccomend it.

By golly you’ve gone and done it. Well done ShrekBoi well done.

Fionna and Cake + Cheers. “Everyone on Cheers is like 3 inches tall” was such a direct jab at the little-man attitude a celebrity can (and that cast fully did) develop. Hey Arnold looks like it MAY also take place in that universe I just can’t prove it yet.

https://lemmy.world/c/antiquememesroadshow

My sister only ate half her sub last night so she passed it off to me. I passed it out the passenger windows because sandwiches are unholy.

Milk is only 34% of what you think it is

It was only ever the intent that was to blame.

My nihilism level might be on a solid 8 if I had to guess. Im too realistic and too critical to keep people around me for 75% of the time. The 25% that stuck around has been around for idk 28 years now?

Your human-catalyst was too troubled during transcendence and lost its purpose. Full motivation and drive are required before stepping beyond.

Think about it Billy.

If you were ever that terrible or planned to be that terrible you’d be dead by now.

Pay our bills and everyone will worship you day and night 🙏🙏🙏

I am thankful to hate the presence of family that tolerates my presence.

Honey Dont!

Sorry about that people :(

Damn yo sad days. Email me the memorial details and I’ll be there. sazwq@mail.com

Maybe a botornot community is in order? If a human cannot discern another human then…what…beep beep…beep

I have a theory; each person in this show is a neuron.

You can be as right as rain but it will only reaffirm your reaffirmations. Delete your digital accounts and treat the internet like it never existed for the next 72 hours. I bet you’ll smile more times than you did making this post. 🙏