Nothin a good crowbar can’t solve.

Nothing a good roll of duct tape can’t solve.

Linux, use that hosts file, degoogle (and as much big tech in general as possible). Up next self hosting.

You know, it’s like 3 screens, so they can push you triple the amount of ads and bloat ware! Yay!

Good.

Ooh, I wonder what delightful pretzels the Christians are going to acrobat about this one.

Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?

I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…

It doesn’t understand the concept of “no means no”.

So when will we see W12?

Oh right, never mind. 🐧

In general:

W11: fire up office, oops wait, it wants to set itself as default and for some reason needs you to buy a one drive subscription for that. How about some copilot? Are you sure? How about we wrap it in edge? Oh, but you can install Libreoffice by all means, but it’s not going to be the default app right? RIGHT?!!!

Oh you want to save the file to your harddrive? Look, how do I put this,… there is no more harddrive.

Linux: type one line in the terminal and there you go. Write a novel if you want.

MS board meeting a few years ago:

X: Well, as predicted, smartphones are becoming the primary device and we tried to get into that market but failed.

Y: But what if we brought back the W8 format? Surely people will be ready for the tile system.

X: It’s too late for that, it’s not new anymore.

Y: You don’t suggest…

X: eyes glow red Living tissue over endoskelleton.

Don’t give em ideas.

Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.

Should have worded that differently.

-W11 sucks so much I was gonna move to Linux regardless and that happens to coincide with a time in my life where I want to waste less time playing games.

Steam has done something amazing, I hope GOG follows at some point.

I’ve always been a very fond gamer.

But W11 as an OS, the state surveillance style telemetry and some other recent developments surrounding MS made me largely ditch gaming in favour of Linux. I mean sure I’ll play a game here n there but I don’t feel like investing hours of my days into the next “big thing” anymore. Linux is where it’s at.

Wait, wait, let me get my best accent going:

“If you want less crime, give people less reason to crime.”

But that would involve not shooting people, so I understand that might be a bit out there.

Every republican accusation is a confession.

Breathing is socialist propaganda!

Alright men here’s what we do:

1: Once you had your kid(s), if you want to have them someday, get snipped. It’s no big deal and you’ll both be A LOT more relaxed.

2: Don’t be a fucking rapist.

Why tf are we talking about the pills thing.

It works great for me. I control a multifx through VM. I don’t see why it wouldn’t work on other hardware (perhaps the off chance it’s very peculiar about online connectivity or such but I haven’t encountered it)

Ok maybe “always” is a bit strong but let’s say 9 out of 10.