Cyrus Draegur

Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.

They are literally those.

If i want McRib, i skip the middle man and just buy a bulk family-size tray/tub of frozen microwaveable riblets and go to fucking TOWN

I wish someone would step up and take care of this problem.

Not shown: the lower lines that list “Arguing in the Shower” and “Arguing in Your Imagination”, and the bottom line of “Not Arguing At All”

This is a really fucking weird time to board the trump train. Like, right now is ESPECIALLY a weird time in particular.

Never. Ever. EVER. INSTALLING. ELEVEN.

Linus is a spectrum.

when you see the rats running from the end of the ship that’s settling a little lower in the water… that water ain’t outside the hull anymore.

weaponized incompetence exists at basically all levels of human interaction, alas…

but it’s especially shitty when corpos do it.

I really wish we’d stop fucking around and make executives regret what the people they are literally responsible for do. Their monetary compensation should be consummate with consequences–if they’re making three thousand times the amount of their front-facing employees they should be three thousand times more culpable for the shit their organization pulls.

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

Turns out my ribs don’t actually care whether the boot that cracked them came from a decisive kick or because someone clumsily tripped over me.

(Also sufficiently advanced malice is often indistinguishable from incompetence by design: “oops we didn’t mean to, please forgive us and we pRoMiSe we won’t get caught do it again!”)

When i see that many idiots being duped it just makes me feel superior~!
>:3c

Joking aside, look at how foolish the median person is. That they are average means that literally half of humanity is even more foolish than they are.

Quantity may be a quality all its own but in light of such damning disqualifications it hardly matters at all.

See, now that they’ve strongarmed everyone into using their new shitty OS and no longer using the old kind of okay one, they can change it however they want and all their users are stuck with it!

(Excuse me while i cackle madly in linux)

Wasn’t banishing anonymous communication literally what the bad guys in Mirror’s Edge did? And facilitating that anonymous communication was literally the entire livelihood of the protagonist’s faction?

Honestly? Not being in that school anymore is probably a good thing, especially for her. Record be damned; not one single fucking thing that i went through in school went on to matter to anyone but me. And unfortunately all that stayed relevant to me was the trauma. so, yeah, I’d say NOT being forced to suffer in that concentration daycamp full of shitbag crotchgoblins who hate her is an improvement.

TL;DR:
Good for her.

Furthermore,
I hope her ex-classmate never forgets that punch and re-lives it every time the thought to deepfake porn of someone resurfaces.

For fucks sake, actual brownshirts…

From Altman to Bezos to Thiel to Zuckerberg, we need a modern day Robespierre.

To be fair who ever heard of any billionaire ACTUALLY working?

Sleep with dogs, get fleas.

Any person who denies, betrays, and defiles common sense to hitch their wagon to a fascist pervert (redundant!) deserves what they get.

I want to slap this person in the mouth.