Jacob’s sassy ass

1. Mexican coke if it’s fresh and the cane sugar hasn’t turned to fructose

2. Root beer - Gotta be sprechers or dog n suds

3. Ting 🤤 and to a lesser extent Kola Champagne, god bless jerk shops

4. Dr Pepper strawberries & cream fucks, but it doesn’t come in glass bottles and they really gotta fix that

Not sure if it was Chinese, but I believe Incantation fits that bill. One of my top fave movies I saw this year, but noticed while looking for reviews afterwards that there was a huge uproar overseas by people who truly believed they were tricked into being cursed by the movie

slap knees -> say “whelp” -> …run