i can break this cuff!
you can’t break those cuffs
humam I smell scrumps
Why do you have a plate of just shrimp?
All you need with shrimp is drawn butter and salt.
Why do I have to draw the butter? Is this a new spell? Does the media being used to do the drawing matter?
Yaaa is weird
There is a glass in the background that I’m hoping contains some kinda cocktail sauce.
To torture the cat that never gets fed, of course.
And why is it raw??
Wouldn’t be that color if it was raw.
I get the feeling I might be frying my shrimp too long
Looks more like steamed srimps, or boiled one.
Now why would you do such a thing??
People seriously out here missing out on that fire ass maillard reaction!
Man, steamed shrimp dumplings taste fire, so I could see just steaming shrimp and throwing soy sauce or siracha on it or smth.
Because that’s how a sizeable part of the world cook shrimps, why ?
No, but that’s still a bit too shiny and white for my tastes.
Looks to be an empty sauce bowl next to it. Still, within easy hunting grounds!
Shells
god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…
Biblical levels of greed
Gib Car Shrump!
want THAT SCRAMP
AND WHITE WINE!

I love their little heads so much.
I thought that was a fucking guinea pig the first time I saw it lmao
Lol this cat looks and acts exactly like mine cat! Go calico!
Wait. Is he gonna eat that cat?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PUT THE KITTY DOWN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT MEOW!













