For Navi, the left cat, we call her Chunka Munk, Plasticat, and Ms. Infected Lips.
For Scorpi, the cat on the right, we call him Mr. Small, Spider Cat, and Crybaby.


I call mine MushMush, his name is Obor
Babycat because although he’s a full-grown 14lbs adult, he has a kitten-like pitch to his vocalizations.
Here is mon chat, mon chameau, mon chaton, mon petit, mon petit prout, my darling, my princess, my good girl, my delicate cupcake, my pweshuss and so on. Yes she is bilingual.

Mon p’tit prout 💨
Heureusement que les voisins ne comprennent pas quand je l’appelle 🤣
I don’t speak French but that emoji gives me a clue what that nickname might mean 😅
I think you’ve got it right, she is indeed a little fart
Pçpçpçpçpçpç
Lickii Lickii Poo’naani.
Or if she’s looking regal, Scphincter Von Lichtenstein.
For our Triscuit, we call her Triss most of the time. We really want another cat, a black one, to name Yennifer.
My black car is the most loving creature I’ve ever met. I hope you get a good one!
I’m more partial to red cars myself. :P
Lol I’m leaving it

Po’ Boy (Handsome Man)
Pepper Pepper Pepper (Pretty Kitty)
They are adorable!
They are! I was only going to get one cat after a nasty divorce, but found out they were a bonded pair and went home with two. They keep the silence at bay. I couldn’t picture my life without them.
My void was nicknamed Itty Bitty when I fostered him. Of course, he turned into a permanent family member and never got a new name. His full name became Itty Bitty Kitty.
sweetie and “you dumb sack of shit”.
sack shits everywhere. I keep sack around because nobody will take them and I don’t want them to be abused.
honestly I look forward to the day someone takes this cat from me or the day it’s no longer a burden.
sweetie is a sweetie, even so. they hate sack and refuses to be around them.
we treat them both the same, but I wouldn’t be sad if I woke up one day and didn’t have to clean shit up off the floors.
So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:
Louie
Lewis
Douglas Luis
Doug
Duggie
Duggie boy
Doog
Dooglarse
Dougie Howser MD
King Louie the XIV
Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)
Handsome boy
Chuuchi boy
Usually she was Sasha, but if there was ham in the room, she was Ham Cat.
We lost her about two years ago.

I lost my first cat to FELV before he turned a year old. Losing a cat hurts a lot. I hope you and yours are getting by okay.
Gusfraba, we call her “little monster”, “bugg”, also “the huntress”
Two cats, but either one can become “stinky” if their attitude matches.
Cori -> Cori Borealis (similar to Aurora Borealis)
Its very fun to say.
Houdini! Guess why lol
Fill in the blank: “You fuckin ________”
- Asshole
- Dickhead
- Mongrel
- Shitter
- Shithead
- Hellion









