Craftsman was a good brand back then.
And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

Literally cannot imagine the word “bunghole” except in his voice.
I need TP for my bunghole!
my dommy mommy uses the quality gear too, real recognize real
Most dangerous buttplug I ever did see.
Separates the cowards from the heroes
I need my bung hole reamed out, but not with this medieval torture device lookin’ motherfucker.
I have a dildo that is shaped like Rosie O’Donnell‘s left fist if that pleases you.
It’s so unsafe with that un-flared base
It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.
Those were the days, when your Craftsman tool broke (no, they did sometimes, really) you’d take it back to Sears and get a replacement for free.
While the quality of the tools may not be quite as good Lowe’s and Home Depot I believe still do this with their store brands also
This is actually a pipe chamfer tool fyi.
Although it does have other uses…
That’s not like new, it’s dull as shit. And really hard to sharpen.
After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it’s not sticking
and for all that is holy make sure no cockchafers got in there










