Split myself down the middle and play with both cats
Open the fridge and both cats will come running
Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.
Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Sometimes you can even close one
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
pspspspsps
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?
Left one’s the liar 100%
Racist!
Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.
If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
I sit right where this pic was taken from and start clicking my tongue and blinking at em. Their move.
Power move. I like it.
Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.
Turn around and walk away, they will understand…
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much
