cat: “…so, i just moved in. still working on getting settled. as you remember from my last video, picking a new home was not an easy task, but i finally found it. the holy grail. great views. good sun. no annoying dogs to steal the staff’s attention. oh, right. the staff. guys. meet my new food getter, seat warmer and pillow fluffer, iain. seems to be an alright bloke, so i’m giving him a shot…”

I have two indoor cats. They’re constantly trying to get out. My neighbors have two outdoor cats. They constantly try to get into my house! Do you know how hard it is to take out garbage when there’s four cats vying to pass through any door you open?