Look I know this is a meme but istg if they did this there would be hell to pay
The French were more than kind gifting us a statue of this goddess and I refuse to see it desecrated
And yes I know, we don’t deserve it nor has this country done a good job of following what it represents. Nor should something this simple send me in comparison to what’s already been done but goddamnit do not touch Libertas
Don’t give him ideas.
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The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie
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Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass
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Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo
And a Deus Vult tattoo on her under arm.
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at this moment in time I could actually be this is true. Things are now that bizarre.
Do not give them ideas
I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue
It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed

would be super cool to see a time lapse of patina forming on the statue of liberty
“That statue has vitilago…!”
Vertiligo
They would also add a giant Jesus cross hanging around her neck. So that the Bible thumping right won’t object against the change.
i have to imagine new yorkers would be quite annoyed by this
Absolutely believable
i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in… I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom. But I’d move to a city for a good enough gas station. Like Fairfield, CA has this gas station near the courthouse that has THE BEST tacos. Fuck maybe I should move there too.
spoiler

France should take their gift back, Americans clearly don’t represent anything close to liberty anymore.
Why would Republicans be interested in her? She is clearly over 14!
She really should have one tit exposed, as that’s the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.
…also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It’s the torch of revolution.
That tracks with the people I know who aggressively pursue liberty. Those of us with tits average about 1 out.
Shit now I kinda want to put up a statue of a French anarchist…
Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.
Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was
1613.FTFY
Edited to more accurately represent his creepiness (see my comment below)
when she was
161410FTFTFY
Now now, he is on record saying 12 is his lower limit.
Yeah, I couldn’t remember the age he specified, so I guessed at the worst I could imagine. However, what he actually said was he wouldn’t be with a 12 year old, so that would suggest 13 is his lower limit.
Howard Stern: “Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?”
Donald Trump: “Oh, absolutely! I have no trouble.”
Robin Quivers: “Do you have an age limit?”
Donald Trump: “If I— No, no, I have no age— I mean, I have an age limit— I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds”.
Foley was sexting 12yr old boys. Interesting that trump would use him as an example instead of the wide pool of Republicans who have been molesting underage girls.
Also, I wouldn’t read that statement as “I would go as low as 13” but as “I don’t want to be seen as a pedophile like Mark Foley, who was going after 12yr olds.”
But, given the subject’s history on raping underage girls… Yeah, I’m probably wrong about what he meant in this specific situation.
We as a society really have failed. How have we not addressed the monsters that are very openly admitting to being monsters?
Bcuz their red blooded patriots who let Jesus into there hearts after they done did all that that inappropriate behavior with a 14 yr old who lied about her age to trick them into havin sex with her so her parents could sue them. Yesterday. And the day before that, and that one, maybe 5 times last week…
Of course, he only said that because he knew it would make him look bad, so he’d definitely go younger.
he started to say he had no age limit and stopped himself… im pretty sure he raped some of the babies that were murdered on his behalf.
I think we all know better than to believe anything he says. If he says it’s 12, it’s probably 6.
Which means upper
And France will pay for it!









