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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Political Views

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      “Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web.”

    • Suffa@lemmy.wtf
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      arachno-spindicalist web

    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      You don’t vote for spiders!

  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1006

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

    don't open; whip-spider inside

    Heterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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      Gah damn it.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.

    • RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn’t have to.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone’s mood.

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    I’m a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I’m a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Fucking leftists, always infighting…

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          well yeah who the fuck wants to fight outside? much nicer to fight indoors

  • piefood@feddit.online
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    Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

  • Javacafe@lemmy.world
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    Do feline-communists exist?

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          especially the tricky metaphors like “dude you have food in the bowl, what the fuck do you want me to do?”

    • Zombie@feddit.uk
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      Of course!

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_cat#Anarcho-syndicalism

    • notarobot@lemmy.zip
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      Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don’t give a shit about anyone else.

  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    “How old are you?”

    • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      yep, i hate this comic…
      decent pun, but they bake the assumption that anarchy-communists are all childish….
      it’s meme propaganda

      • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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        I

        • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          imagine being so dense that you miss other people getting jokes and then have a false sense of superiority over it….
          what a sad world

          • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Welcome to the internet

            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              4 months ago

              Have a look around

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                Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well yeah, if you don’t want a boot in your neck, or to be the supreme leader ahose boot is on every neck, you must be a child.

      And if you think labor shouldn’t be exploited, you can’t be over 30.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        That’s how I stay young. I’ve been 29 for years.

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