Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

Oh Jesus.
Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.
Just dial us into a black hole again.
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

It can be rotated, no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.
How many AA batteries do we need?
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…




