“Never make a decision when you need to pee.”
Don’t go grocery shopping when you’re hungry
I actually shop for groceries way better when I’m hungry. If I’ve recently eaten, I have trouble imagining myself enjoying anything I’m going to buy, even if I eat it often. I’ve actually compared my hauls after shopping hungry vs shopping full: shopping on a full stomach my bags are noticeably emptier with less variety, and more unhealthy stuff. When shopping hungry I buy way more fruits, vegetables, some slightly adventurous ingredients, and in general much more interesting items that I’m more likely to enjoy in a few days.
But to each their own, I think I’m the outlier here.
Especially if you need to pee!
Never whistle while you’re pissing
Is there a soundbite that sounds like “masturbate, then re-evaluate”?
Like “urinate then negotiate” or “pissing before purchasing”
I don’t know, I’m shit at these
In general, never make hasty big decisions when you are:
- Hungry
- Angry
- Horny
- Need to pee/poop
Damn, we really have a brief time to make smart decisions.
