Looks flaccid
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
Why is that bread a clam?
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
you didn’t fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
Bernd Das Blobfish
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Put a penis in it.
“A”? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Honestly it looks like you did really well
Try Viagra
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
No slit? Bread penis it is.
