gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI just came in your cereal. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down116
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareI just came in your cereal. AMAgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down2·1 day agoMy sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 day agoI find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-21 day agoWhy? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 day ago your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it. Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something? ~dm me the contact info~ Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoPlot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.