If Lemmy will be a thing then

Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it’s about)

Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles

There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.

404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos

Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn’t

REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.

Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.

Slight chance the AI winter we’re going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.

Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it’s done - which I kinda expect - it’s still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.

“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.