First thing first: Where are all my cats that already went ahead of me. We’ve got lots of things to catch up on.
We can find lost things after we die? I wanna be reunited with all the ponytail holders-rubberbands-hair-baubles I’ve lost over the years.
That I was able to retaliate against the billionaire class that made my people suffer. Can I throw rubbish at them while their spirits are chained in the bad place?
What was the purpose of all these shenanigans?
To have them.
Well I’d definitely want to know how the universe was formed.
How to live forever. Oh wait…
Nothing. I’m dead.
Finally… Phew!
Four things come to mind:
Who was meant to be the X to my Y? What was I meant to do in my life? Whose lives did I help change the most? Whose lives did I actually make a living hell?
How many gallons I came
At the time of death, or, uh, cumulatively?
A little from column A little from column b
So that’s why it’s called cumsum?
Why.
Why am I still here?
“The dead know only one thing: it’s better to be alive.” -Full Metal Jacket
Why do we have consciousness?
Comprehensive stats for my run.
my score and current rank
If I get infinite attempts cus I feel like if I don’t go for another run I’m gonna get bored at some point









