Example, I’ll quote old memes but replace a word with my dog’s name or otherwise make it about them.

How is pupper formed? How doggo get pragnant?

IMMA FIRIN MAH KITTEH!

MAH BOI! This woofer is what all true hoomans strive for!

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    Occasionally I get in to a whistling mode, as we all do. One day as I did, Yanni-kitty was in the area and came rushing up, squeaking up a little squeak-storm. Sadly, she’s passed on now, but I look back fondly of our many, pleasant little ‘duets’… a counterpoint of whistles and squeaks, if you will.

    And then Bunny (her fleece as white as snow), she was a great goalkeeper. We would situate at either end of a long hallway, and my job was to speedily roll and hop pennies past her, in order to score a ‘goal.’ To her credit, she had a ~99% save rate.

    But in general, here’s a song I enjoy singing to my pets:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyxuFUiNPPE

    (Funnily enough, I first heard it on Futurama, on the Bender’s origin story ep!)