Yeah… so she had sex with herself

?

…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

AI slop…py seconds

My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.

I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.

Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.

Hopefully with no knobs…

Avocado without an I.

Vasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?

That’s the foreskin.

Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?