People say kiss me I’m Irish, but nobody says Irish me I’m kiss

Poppins and Robbins

The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me

Can you add a chamfer?

I think they’re just curious, not implying it makes a difference

Is it AI or just a good 'ol fashioned shop?

Why is the font like something from a Star Wars poster?

There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

I’m only happy when it rains

A similar one I see quite often is “and” when it should be “an”. Not sure if it’s an auto-complete thing or they genuinely don’t know the difference, maybe due to their accent/dialect. Either way it’s like getting tripped while walking when stumbling over it in a sentence.

Not exhaled through your spleen? The human body truly is amazing

That’s why it’s funny when I’m naked

Cat named Goku?

Seriously. Why are people so obsessed with streaming music when they have tons of it that can just be right there with them, no external connection needed?

Of course, that’s the newest console I own!

https://youtu.be/L08fJmbHcPo

Sure, but do those other brands have the little multi-chamber packet like in OOPs example? Nongshim at least in my experience it’s a couple of separate packets (one flavour powder, one with some dehydrated veggies for e.g.)

They sell these in the Asian aisle at all the grocery stores in my area. Worth a try if you haven’t had them before (I prefer the spicy flavour)

Unironically

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed

The Queen and peeing reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto