including his touring band

Fucking lol

Funny way of spellin foo’ie innit

As much as I would enjoy being able to say “I told you so” to all the Europeans who’ve berated us powerless Bernie voters as though we’re somehow responsible for this debacle, I genuinely hope that they are unable to read it because there is no internet in the camps.

duckjob.wav

“The easiest way is just me fiating this impossible idealistic nonsense in my own head”

You do you, man.

Someone dumb enough to be concerned would definitely also think a basic equation looked like stygian summoners runes

https://www.reddit.com/r/calkearns/

Wtf does that have to do with the price of eggs in China

Thanks for the tl;dr, that was like the headline equivalent of this:

My remix: “I wanna be a guillotine”

It would serve the CEOs right for hyping them like they’re people and using them as an excuse to cut real jobs.

That’s Todd. Did he make the apple pie or the straight sugar liquor this batch?

Why?

Hadn’t you heard? Everything is fucking stupid now.

Yooooooooo

Megacorp jerks people around and gets all snowflakey when they jerk back

Bonus points if it’s Babadook-style

Sounds like they didn’t price correctly, then.