this pic made me feel better, thank you for posting. i love the gigantic ears

we really don’t actually know wtf is going on, and there’s a good chance we never will

lol every element of this meme depends on racist racism

but that’s ok. calling it “hint of race” makes it ok-usa

bend a paperclip to have a hook on the end, use it to pull the loop through

or just tape the loop to the paperclip

there were frequent bomb threats at my high school in the 90s, everyone called it bombstock because everyone was shuffled outside and people started playing guitars and moshing

great name for a grindcore/death metal band

also, the continuous path from our mouth to our butthole is a glorified twisty straw

didn’t the other como brother turn out to be a shitheel too? or is this just actual politicians

i love having leftover spaghetti. keep the pasta separate from sauce, put it in a tupperware, add some olive oil, shake to coat, and the pasta stays soft and not sticky. i’ve heard that you shouldn’t do the olive oil thing but i don’t care

“we are here today doing what we do because boredom has guided us toward greater and greater challenges and bigger and more complex brains”

i’m no evolutionary psychologist, but come on… humans evolved bigger brains because we were bored? and yet no other species in the history of the planet has been “bored” enough to evolve intelligence?

everyone would be in better shape health-wise.

but also billionaires would lose money, which is why it’ll never happen as things are now

rich corrupt fascligarchs couldn’t care less about your kids’ education, let alone "too much screen time. they need manual laborers from the peasant class, they don’t need a generation of educated adults who have the capacity to form their own opinions regardless of what they’re told to believe

so the answer is simple: label access to information as evil, and then eliminate said access

and the further south you go, the worse people drive. by the time you get to miami, it’s almost like lanes don’t even exist

i got the poor people’s package a long time ago and as someone who loves my beer, i didn’t buy a single drop at epcot because it was like $10 for 8oz–and that was well over 15 years ago

who would have ever guessed that president grab’em by the pussy rapes underaged girls…

so…a dollar?

i mean it’s not alabama or mississippi?

but yea. truly a vile cesspool armpit of a state that has nothing to offer that can’t be gotten in a not-shithole state

the cons of living in florida vastly outweigh the pros. it’s a miserable shithole state full of elderly rich republicans and mosquitoes. i don’t know if there’s any amount of money you could pay me to live there again. if you’re loaded enough to blow a few grand to take your kids to disney, go ahead, but you’ll be happy to gtfo afterwards

MFW having to use windows after switching to linux a year ago

https://youtu.be/rk8OZeZavQ0

that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse