I hadn’t thought of that. Extra long tentacles.

What do you expect when Americans elected the most irresponsible person we could find to the presidency?

I bought a pack of footlong hot dogs and a pack of footlong buns. 8 hot dogs but only 6 buns. So I have no other option but to have a couple double footlongs.

Broccoli Chedder is a great name

You would think that a state with such a high rate of heavy drinking coupled with pretty lenient DUI penalties would be a very dangerous place to drive, and yet Wisconsin ranks 34th (out of 50) for drunk driving deaths per capita.

In Wisconsin “alcoholic” is only an adjective.

We don’t have alcoholics in the other sense here, just “professionals”.

Shitting, obviously.

But I don’t understand the big deal about grabbing the wine. It was already paid for.

There is no longer any right to privacy. This is just the latest step.

That’s a lot of money to waste on trumps blog.

I could. At least at the moment. Because I just got my tax refund. Ask me again in a month and my answer will likely be different.

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Took a 16 hour (each way) road trip with 3 buddies across a bunch northern states during March back in the early 80s in a ragtop Jeep Cherokee. Snow, rain, cold. 2/10. Would not recommend.

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It’s only 2% milk, the other 98% is chemicals

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There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.

I was told that if I voted for Harris there would be inflation and high gas prices, the government would be filled with pedophiles and sexual predators, and there would be war in the Middle East (WWIII even), and it would be the demise of America’s standing in the world.

So, I’m sorry. Because I voted for Harris anyways.

My bad.

This was literally me on Saturday.

If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?

The logic works both ways.