Phantaloons

I don’t think anyone needs a new rig to play STS2, this decade anyway.

Indeed, absolutely.

slash the tires, tho.

To play all those games that aren’t being made?

Director: “Be a little shit”

cake sale at Costco

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

Fish, gator, tegu and croc leather don’t have those downsides. Three are invasive and the other’s skin is usually discarded.

A good waste of taxpayer money, but at least they’ll be using his grave as an endless source for ammonia for years to come.

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”