I’m on the popcorn patch!

See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you.

Ain’t you ever heard of Catfoot? He’s legendary!

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!

It’s always the sonsabitches you know, don’t you know!

Not once have I looked into a pothole and found pot! There’s your puzzle.

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

         ~Jed Clampett~

Got a bug up your ass and better no one touch the sumbitch, amiright!

Keep up the good fight!

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I sense a smidgin of smartassativity in your statement! Correct me if I’m wrong.

Standin’ on the corner

Of Toulouse and Dauphine

Waitin’ on Marie-Ondine

I’m tryin’ to place a tune

Under a Louisiana moonbeam

On the planet of New Orleans…

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

M y

A ss

G ot

A rrested!

Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

     ~Mitch Hedburg~

If it be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Well no treats for that fucker then!

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible

There’s no need for the jury to retire

In all my years of judging, I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law

The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to defecate

Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall

You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!