Reminds me of that tumblr post where someone was calling all the string instruments “big violin” “baby violin” etc
What about the piano?
Grand violin, but they only ever learn how to play col legno
The piano uses hammers so it’s not a string instrument, it’s percussion.
Like guitars then? Fingers being the hammer.
The guitar is a chordophone.
So it’s a dulcimer.
P.S. Although it can be a bowed instrument.
It did not feature the piano
Not pictured: Man impaling himself to death on the endpin of the “violin”
That’s a Viola. They are a little bigger than a violin. Newbie mistake
I know! He needs the World’s Smallest Violin.
What is this, a musician for ants?
There was a girl in my high school’s jazz band that was like 4’ 8" and played the baritone saxophone.
