nitrates bad for kitty
This is why he is theif
Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.
https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs
also not good for humans.
It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.
Sounds something a cat would say :3
Sounds like something a milk wouldn’t say 🤔
🐄 🥛 “sir we have been compromised”
Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that’s why.
Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!
I’m sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.
Named Lorena?
Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.
Goddammit Donut!
What this? I have a lip growth…is it noticeable? you feel bad now?
She cannot be the hot dog thief because she’s a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.
Smol Goodman, attorney at law
They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.
Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.
I saw nothing.
Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?
hot dog returner

You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.









