He meows. Makes hard eye contact but if I touch him , he gets mad and runs off.
What? What do you want!?!?! Why are you staring at me and meowing if you don’t actually want me to do anything?!
He also seems to get mad and run off if I just look back at him and not try to pet him.
If I try to ignore him he just rolls around and sometimes does this little ridiculous “tantrum” deal where he will stand up and dramatically throw himself down and then roll onto his back. It’s always loud cause he’s a big cat. It can’t feel very good. But he does it all the time.
Idk. Maybe he just likes being dramatic.
Anyway. Any cat whisperers who have figured it out, let me know.
He wants attention. One of mine does this (including the repeated walking around and flopping dramatically in my line of sight) but only wants a cheek scritch. Everything else is off limits. Sometimes they also want you to play with them (if you have cat toys). But almost never do they want a belly rub.
Hm. I suspect it’s play he wants then. He definitely does not want me to touch him.
My cat does this for belly rubs… Her software is bugged and doesn’t have a limit on belly rubs. Also to scratch her back on the carpet. She will also let me spin her like a beyblade while doing this for some reason and keep laying on her back for more belly rubs
Attention, pets, or possibly play time. Try a string or wand toy?
I have both. I’ll give that a try next time
Never had cats, but is that not a playful pose? At least, I believe they do this when they want another cat to play with them.
Of course, there’s the trouble that you’re not a cat, so can’t really wrestle with them like another cat would. But yeah, maybe you can poke at them or next to them, so they can avoid your ‘attacks’ as a game.
I have a few of the wand toys, I’ll give that a try
can’t really wrestle with them like another cat would.
You can, if you put on an oven mitt.
My hand is covered in little scars and I have no regrets
If they lie like that peacefully and contently then it’s because they find it comfortable.
If they’re active and trying to get your attention, but don’t want pets, then it’s because they want to play.
Touch but don’t touch.
Hes just like me fr
Pls pet?
No touch! Only pet!
My cat will allow brief chest pets. NOT belly rubs!!!
Mostly I think she just wants me to stop walking and give her my full attention. She flops right at my feet. Usually while I’m carrying something.
Sometimes she’ll let me touch her paws too, NOT in a grabby way, just with my fingertips.
(She normally allows face scritches and back pets but this position isn’t conducive.)
And sometimes I just take a few seconds to tell her good things about herself, like she’s smart and pretty and brave and strong.
Fortunately, cats are cool with the attention only lasting a few minutes.
Depends on there she’s laying. If she gets up on a table and does this she will absolutely bite, if she does this at my feet of laying next to me she wants very slow, gentle belly rubs starting from her chest and only going about 2/3 of the way down her belly. I lost track of how many tries it took to get it right.
It’s a trap!!
If pets aren’t what he wants because he runs off if you get close, try laying down next to him, as close as he’ll let you, and imitate him. Curiosity may get the best of him and he may come over to you and scope you out!
With my cat, it’s an invitation to play fight.
So I put on an oven mitt, tickle her belly and she clamps down on it and tries to kill it.
But she doesn’t extend her claws or actually bite down, and when I remove my hand she goes back to the position on her back. Which tells me she seems to enjoy it.Belly rubs
You trying to get the man killed?!
Yes
I’m more curious, do y’all have a green carpet? Am I about to find out I’m cllourblind? Is this outdoors?
It’s a very old olive green carpet. The owner of the house I’m in said it’s from the 70s. Isn’t that crazy!?
It’s in decent condition but it’s super flat. Probably because of its age.
Amazing! 70s choices were so danged bold! Yeah, not all worked out but…!
Most of my walls are a fun but oft complained about, green. Here’s the walls, with her highness basking in having successfully dethroned me:

Cant say all the old color choices were my favorite, but at least there WAS color. Everything is beige and tan now days. Love your bright green wall. __
He wants you to chase him
Attention. Purely you just talking to him and staying around him is enough usually.
Some head and ear scratches might also be acceptable.
Belly rubs might be interpreted as an attack.





